I don't like conflict but when some ass wipe dumped me on valentine's day out of no where claiming it was because he 'liked me too much' then took his cabbage patch uglie of an ex-girlfriend to Ruth's Chris, the dinner we were supposed to go to, I was, well, see for yourself.
Okay, well, forget it. You just should not have broken my heart or said l love you. I knew from the beginning you are nothing but a whiny spoiled little boy that never had to earn anything in his life so is now 27 years old and can't get by without his parents. I have no sympathy. Stop blaming your "condition" for being an asshole. You are nothing but a bad person, my friend, a terrible person and that's why you will never be sucessful or happy. I can't believe you would take a little girl, use her, then throw her away. Oh, everyone feel bad for poor ****, he has everything and is still unhappy and always complaining. Suck it up and be a man for once in your life. Jesus christ, don't worry, i erased your phone number and blocked you back on facebook. Just send me my stuff because I really never want to see you again. Oh, by the way, if anyone asks, you don't know who i am and we never met. I'd be embarrassed if anyone found out i was actually with you. Thanks for the free trip to ****, Kristine.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
A hundred billion reasons why I hate Coldplay
3. They've redefined rock stars in the worst way.
The band's original name was 'Starfish'. Besides the obvious horribleness of that fact, there are many things that just don't fit in with the rock star lifestyle. But, I mean, they try. Quote from Chris Martin: “Getting tattooed is brilliant. I got a few done in my 30s and it is the best ever - especially if you are married and can’t take drugs because the Daily Mirror might find out. I recommend getting a tattoo whether you are 70 or 12 - actually, maybe not 12, I think that might be a bit too young.” <1> What?!?! Say that again, please. You can't do drugs so you get tattoos?! Besides that, Martin drenches his hands in Sharpie before going on-stage with quotes about free trade. These self-inflictions are sometimes mistaken as tattoos. Well, I guess if the are as temporary as your ideals...
2.Everybody else wrote 'Viva La Vida'
Coldplay released 'Viva La Vida' and, mainly because of a creepy i-tunes commercial, made about a trillion dollars. In June of 2008, a man with an ironic mustache and his even more ironic indie song entitled 'The Songs I Didn't Write' claimed that this song was his. Not every artist will take it in the ass when someone steals their songs. Sarcastic asshole and great guitarist, Joe Satriani, is suing Coldplay for allegedly stealing his song, 'If I Could Fly'. Eh, either way, 'Viva La Vida' sucks and Apple used the only catchy part for the commercials.
1. Chris fucking Martin
The lead singer needs to spend more time finding a decent name for his kid than complaining about the war in Iraq at a cancer benefit. Apparently, he even sent front man of Oasis, Liam Gallagher, looking for razors to slit his wrist. <1>
Next time, we'll just get Liam drunk and watch Chris take a fire extinguisher to the face. <2>
The band's original name was 'Starfish'. Besides the obvious horribleness of that fact, there are many things that just don't fit in with the rock star lifestyle. But, I mean, they try. Quote from Chris Martin: “Getting tattooed is brilliant. I got a few done in my 30s and it is the best ever - especially if you are married and can’t take drugs because the Daily Mirror might find out. I recommend getting a tattoo whether you are 70 or 12 - actually, maybe not 12, I think that might be a bit too young.” <1> What?!?! Say that again, please. You can't do drugs so you get tattoos?! Besides that, Martin drenches his hands in Sharpie before going on-stage with quotes about free trade. These self-inflictions are sometimes mistaken as tattoos. Well, I guess if the are as temporary as your ideals...
2.Everybody else wrote 'Viva La Vida'
Coldplay released 'Viva La Vida' and, mainly because of a creepy i-tunes commercial, made about a trillion dollars. In June of 2008, a man with an ironic mustache and his even more ironic indie song entitled 'The Songs I Didn't Write' claimed that this song was his. Not every artist will take it in the ass when someone steals their songs. Sarcastic asshole and great guitarist, Joe Satriani, is suing Coldplay for allegedly stealing his song, 'If I Could Fly'. Eh, either way, 'Viva La Vida' sucks and Apple used the only catchy part for the commercials.
1. Chris fucking Martin
The lead singer needs to spend more time finding a decent name for his kid than complaining about the war in Iraq at a cancer benefit. Apparently, he even sent front man of Oasis, Liam Gallagher, looking for razors to slit his wrist. <1>
Next time, we'll just get Liam drunk and watch Chris take a fire extinguisher to the face. <2>
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